I don't know why I just remembered this, but this is one from the night when I saw the two naked girls (Optimus Prime visits more college parties).
Let the record show that I was officially fuck-the-wall drunk (that has no meaning, I just thought it sounds cool), and as anyone who knows me very well will tell you, I become a smoker when highly intoxicated.
Girl: "Does anyone have a cigarette?"
Optimus Prime, without hesitation: "No, but I smoked one, like 5 minutes ago. I'm sure there's still some nicotine on my lips..."
Girl: "Thanks for the porpo... propro... proposition, but no thanks."
I guess that's probably why I didn't remember it. Fuck her, though. If she can't recognize my brilliance at the ability to allude to Shakespeare, even in my inebriated state, she is obviously unworthy.
Also, let it be noted that I was probably too drunk to have gotten an erection, so... yeah... useless.
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