Hypothesis: Girls love assholes.
I've long heard this little truism, and I understood the theory behind it (strong alpha males) but it wasn't until recently I saw proof with my own eyes.
Exposition: Lazer is delivering two bags full of delicious candy. A group of dumb Mexican girls are walking towards him.
Tall Bitch: Oooooohh! Candy! Can we have some?!
Lazer: (Without even batting an eye) You're not pretty enough. (He keeps walking)
2 seconds pass
Short Bitch: Ooh, you're mean...
Bitch Bitch: Fuck you.
The rest of my delivery run was pretty uneventful, unless you count being followed by hungry eyes (Read: Fat people's eyes) an event.
And then...
Lazer: (Working the store) What do you want?
Bitches: *Giggle giggle* *Shuffle away*
Needless to say they were putty at the tip of my penis.
Too bad they weren't pretty enough.
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