If it exists (I don't think so) I attained it - Beervana, if you will - on Friday.  I say this simply because I know I had one hell of a great time, but I remember exactly NONE of it.  How do I know I had a great time, you might ask?  Well, simply put: photographic evidence.  I've never seen a happier picture of myself.  Don't let the vomit-caked glasses or disgusting scowl fool you, that's just the face I make when I'm having a good time.
But, since I feel a little guilty about not remembering anything exciting, I can tell you what i had to drink, because that's all I remember.
First, Roommate, [HockeyStar] and I were pre-gaming with Rum & Root Beer (there was no Coke), but not to any great extent.  After we got to the party, Roommate and I lost Beer Pong, so I had two beers, and a free shot of vodka someone gave to me.  I remember a kid from my floor giving me another shot, something called a Blue Beast (according to the bartender, it's "a little bit of everything and it's blue").  The next thing I remember was a sort of chugging contest (which I won hands-down) in which I downed - quite literally - a quarter of Jack Daniels.  I think I lost at Beer Pong again after that, and that's about where I blacked out...  I'm sure I drank more, but that's all that I remember.
So... no great blog for today... I swear that next time I'll drink less so I can remember great tales of my antics.  PROMISE!
P.S.  MASSIVE Lolz at those of you who actually thought I killed myself after reading my last post.  Thanks for caring, though.
Dumbasses.
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