So here's the shit that for whatever reason i thought was worth saving, but am posting here so I can clear that shit out of my phone.
Firstly the texts that I sent or received that I thought were noteworthy:
To my grandmother, who despite her efforts, has not exactly grasped the concept of text messaging:
Just FYI, unlike telegrams, text messages do not charge per character STOP As long as the message is less than 160 characters, its all the same price STOP
Aren't I just a cheeky bastard?
The answer is yes, by the way. In case you weren't convinced.
Ahh this is a great one... It was from me to Lazer after a deaf friend of mine failed to show up at the time and place I was expecting her to:
I would say i have to give her a tongue lashing, but that would be pointless. So ill give her a hand lashing. i guess thats just domestic abuse. So ill do it twice!
And people wonder why I'm single.
Oh right, this was a good one from Lazer, a sort of pep-talk, if you will, just before a night of partying.
Remember you only have morals when having them will advance your immoral means.
Words to live by.
OH yes. Last but not least, my plans for a brilliant video. I swear to god if any of you fuckers steal this, I'll end everything you've ever loved and will ever live to love.
Dude, great idea for a vid: a take off on rock band called ska band. Go out and by those cheap plastic horns, then paint them to look like controllers.. Some choice lines: the hardest part is finding a big enough tv and 12 people who still listen to ska! & New controllers: guitar that onl strums up, bass with 6 extra buttons for the most ridiculous walking basslines you could ever dream of! Alto, tenor, and baritone saxes providing intricacy only a band geek could care about! Trombone for everyones fat friend! Trumpet because we all know someone that can only manage to coordinat 3 fingers simultaneously! And keyboard for all these popular 2 tone songs:
A message to you, rudy - the specials
That one song from nickelodeons kablam! - the english beat... and many more!
I'm so witty.
Let's see... what else do I have saved...
Oooh, memos! They're short, concise, and to the point!
I hate everything.
Classy!
http://www.keenspot.com
I think it's a webcomic host... Keep an eye out for Two 'Y' Chromosomes if I ever get a working Mac again...
http;//tcbn.org/schools/rit
Oooh, my school's blog-ring... maybe I should get in on that. But probably not.
And then there's voice memos... two clips of me singing along with Streetlight Manifesto (poorly, I might add) at their show in Buffalo earlier this year, and as soon as I figure out how to get that shit on the intrawebz, you'll know.
That's all for now.
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