Wednesday eve.

I don't remember last night, but thanks to Mander, i have a few select quotes.

The socialist leader on campus is reeeeally good at beer pong.If you plan to smoke weed and drink. drink first. otherwise it fucks your life up. it completely fucks your life up. it should be a drug of its own oh my gooooooooooood...heheheheheTHATS NOT A DONUT...thats a bagel. hehehe pumpernickel donut, chocolate bagel...fuck it I'm taking his danish...hehehe...You ruined me for other people. we developed around each other, and i know that sounds like a euphemism for gay but sex but its not.All girls are either bitches or whores. Bitches think their too good for me and i think im too good for the whores.did you know that you can put marijuana in anything? ANYTHING MICHAEL, ANYTHING! did you know that? i had it with spaghetti. Spaghetti with rasta sauce hahaha...these danishes are reeeeally good...Yayyyy muffins!i bit off more then i could chew, LITERALLY! hahahahaheheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats not even funny! i dont even know why im laughing any more hehehe...i know why its funny now, i have muffin stuff on my lips and it tickles hehehehehe...i think i have muffin in my nose. i think that somehow i have muffin in my nose heheheheDont worry! there are plenty of other muffins that have not been in my nose hehehe...if i die right now because of the muffin in my sinus's, my only regret? that i died.Michael. You know what i think is wrong with the world today? Not enough disco. seriously, the world in america today would be a better place with more disco.HEY! theres like...TWO girls with dredlocks. im kinda flipping out. they're like hippies. and you know how i feel about hippies Michael. Ahh my GOD i think i just got noodles in my sinuses and hey LOOK another girl with dreadlocks.hehehehehehe im enjoy a caaaat...i dont think youve ever heard me make this sound before michael hehehehehehehehehe a KIIIIIIIIIITTY CAT heheheheheheheheread that back to me...no like five of your HUMAN EARTH SECONDS