If God exists, he probably thinks I'm a dick too.

I don't mean to sound like a jerk (well... that's up for debate) but seriously people....

Talking to your imaginary friend never makes anything better. I guess I can see how it's a bummer that those people died (not really, I'm just pretending, since i wasn't one of them) but really... How does this really affect us? You all talk about 'remember 9/11' which makes it impossibly hard to forget it. And that's just what we need to do. If we took this much time being butt-hurt about what is really an insignificant event every time, we'd still be crying about that ice-cream cone I dropped last week. But we don't, we get over it, because it changes nothing. The world is still turning, life still goes on, America is still over-populated, fat, disgustingly greedy and proud, and I don't see that changing as long as you mopey mother are caught up in the past.
Don't get me wrong, it's cool with me if you pray and stuff, but... don't you think you should be a little more proactive? Use your big brain for stuff; things can be prevented or at least easily fixed if you just use your noggin. Maybe God's answer to all of your prayers for the victims of the attack was presented in the form of a national democratic election just 3 years later. Maybe if you hadn't prayed so hard, Bush would've declared a state of emergency right after the attacks when his approval rating was at an all-time high and declared himself dictator. But he didn't, and yet somehow everyone STILL missed their queue come November '04. The man's a dumb-ass, face it.

I'll forgive you, but really, if you want to do something that REALLY means something FOR the victims of the attack (as well as everyone else who has suffered as a result, American and non-American, citizen and soldier alike) vote for someone to end the war. Be it Clinton, Obama, even Ron Paul, I just don't give a fuck.

But stop making yourselves stupid and be a little proactive, you freeloading jerks.

And remember, there's always the chance that God doesn't exist, so you'd be smart to at least set up a back-up plan for yourselves... you know... just in case all your prayers don't all come through.