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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Why I shouldn't be allowed to talk to people, ever.
I've noticed that my stories seem to have a common theme.
No, not being drunk.
The theme is more along the lines of "wow, Optimus really is good at fucking up a sure thing."
Let me explain briefly:
For those of you that live under a rock, July 24-29 was Comic Con. I was there. The most notable and quite possibly dumbest thing that I did while there was to be so fucking sexy.
Here's how it happened - I was with my friends (Lazer McSanchez, Mander, Ash, Zabe, Chiodo, The King, and Cuz) at the Pokemon booth playing the new pokemon game. I noticed, being as observant as I am, two girls who had walked by the booth several times, each time checking me out. Seriously, you could see their hearts flutter every time they walked past and i smiled at them. I told Lazer, with whom I had been playing the Pokemon game, although he seemed positive that they were checking out the Pokemon, not me. I didn't believe him.
After a not-too-long while, we are forced to stop playing because we're too cool or something, so we walk to the case where the Pokemon toys are displayed. I was in the middle of explaining the two girls to Mander and Cuz when one of them walked up to me. Here's what she said - VERBATIM:
"You're the most attractive person I've ever met, and I was wondering if you would marry me." Take that, Lazer.
But that's not the end of it. Because, apparently my response was enough to invoke a walking-away-from. I still don't get it, really... what part of "I get that a lot," is upsetting?? I was pretty much thanking her for the flattery! If she'd stuck around longer, I would've said yes, but... fuck that.
Anyways, yeah, I suck at talking to people, because it always turns into how I'm better than everyone at everything.
Somehow.
No, not being drunk.
The theme is more along the lines of "wow, Optimus really is good at fucking up a sure thing."
Let me explain briefly:
For those of you that live under a rock, July 24-29 was Comic Con. I was there. The most notable and quite possibly dumbest thing that I did while there was to be so fucking sexy.
Here's how it happened - I was with my friends (Lazer McSanchez, Mander, Ash, Zabe, Chiodo, The King, and Cuz) at the Pokemon booth playing the new pokemon game. I noticed, being as observant as I am, two girls who had walked by the booth several times, each time checking me out. Seriously, you could see their hearts flutter every time they walked past and i smiled at them. I told Lazer, with whom I had been playing the Pokemon game, although he seemed positive that they were checking out the Pokemon, not me. I didn't believe him.
After a not-too-long while, we are forced to stop playing because we're too cool or something, so we walk to the case where the Pokemon toys are displayed. I was in the middle of explaining the two girls to Mander and Cuz when one of them walked up to me. Here's what she said - VERBATIM:
"You're the most attractive person I've ever met, and I was wondering if you would marry me." Take that, Lazer.
But that's not the end of it. Because, apparently my response was enough to invoke a walking-away-from. I still don't get it, really... what part of "I get that a lot," is upsetting?? I was pretty much thanking her for the flattery! If she'd stuck around longer, I would've said yes, but... fuck that.
Anyways, yeah, I suck at talking to people, because it always turns into how I'm better than everyone at everything.
Somehow.
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