Inexperienced.

So...I read Lazer's post tonight...and I simply have one thing to say. Are you fucking kidding me?? You are critiquing movies? Im sorry, but if anybody is critiquing a movie, it will be me, for reasons not need to be said.


Anyways...
There's my little rant.

Great introduction hmm?




Not so known movies that should be seen...now:
-The Usual Suspects
-The Professional
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


Watch them, thank me, and carry on.

Goodnight.

You might've noticed some changes...

That is, if you are actually reading the blog to begin with, which I doubt, because I'm pretty sure the page gets like 4 hits a month and all of them are the authors.
But anyways, I've updated the page, and added 4 new authors, TheKing, ManderRomany, Codes, and Adolfo, all of whom have had major starring roles in some OPID stories, whether or not they've been published here. Hopefully with a new resolve and a doubled writing staff this shit can start to be legit, and updated more regularly. My goal is 6 posts per week. That's right, one post per author per week.

Tell all your friends.

(More news to come)

Words of wisdom from TheKing

He's been alluded to in at least one previous post, but TheKing is definitely the kind of friend that needs a post devoted entirely to him. So, here you go. Some choice snippets from the conversations of OP and TheKing. (Note: These are not verbatim, as i unfortunately did not have the forethought to record/save them. They're a loose generalization, just so you can get a basic idea.)

Optimus: "'Kay. See ya."
TheKing: "Peace. And say hi to all the girls in New York from TheKing. They'll know what you're talking about."
Optimus (sarcastically): "Alright."
TheKing: "Fuck you. Don't doubt me man, look what happened the last time New York fucked with an Afghan."

and

TheKing: "'Ight. I gotta go buy a new chain. It's gonna BLIND people."
Optimus: "Haha... you so black."
TheKing: "No, man. I aint black. My neck just likes to show off."