How to tell if your life is pathetic:

1. If you are me. That's just sad.
2. If you spend so much of your time drunk and miserable that you'd rather clean vomit in people's apartments than leave, just because there's still a few people in the apartment. (see: If you are me)
3. If you write blogs about how pathetic your life is, and you're not entirely sure that the people reading it will understand that it's a joke (see: #1 & #2)
4. If you just read this.
5. If you just read this AND it's a pretty accurate description of your life.