They're delcious AND nutritious.

Sometime earlier tonight my roommate calls me out into the hallway to see a sculpture he has made outside of someone's door.
It is a crude penis entering an even cruder vagina, each made of a couple of assorted Airheads. What he failed to mention was that there was an entire box filled with Airheads outside said door.


They are now mine.

Airheads rock.
I ate 3, and already I can feel my internal organs being coated by a protective and delicious layer of sugar and preservatives.